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Back to Chapter 4 = = =Aging Jokes=

__1.__ Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will Avoid you. __2.__ By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. __3.__ Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one That will get you home earlier. __4.__ You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. __5.__ The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.